whvtever:

i don’t get it but i’ll laugh anyway because you’re hot 

(via bastille)

j5h:

eggs

(via fake-mermaid)

ruinedchildhood:

if you ain’t talking money I don’t wanna talk

ruinedchildhood:

if you ain’t talking money I don’t wanna talk

(Source: clulopenguin, via spooky-spooky-skeletons)

fuckviserys:

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

(via trust)

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

(Source: enraptored, via oknope)

  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?

egberts:

snacklemore:

egberts:

my life in one picture

image

there is no picture

i have no life

(via oknope)

SPIRIT WEEK!!!

Today was “fictional character” day and I was Elliot from E.T.

Tomorrow? Tacky tourist day! Should be easy seeing as how I live in florida and see at least one every day. Thinking about bringing a suitcase to school tomorrow?! We’ll see …

trust:

trust:

i just dropped my iphone in the bath

now its syncing

(via fake-mermaid)

You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

You’re

You

Yo

Y

Yo

You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

(Source: humorbaby, via oknope)