Newborns be like

Is that a fucking unibrow?

Me:

It’s mista steal yo gurl

It’s mista steal yo gurl

'Murica

'Murica

School got me feelin’ like

Avoiding responsibilities like 

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

(via fake-mermaid)

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
im sold
gotta do it now

bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

(Source: jetstreak, via xfightingfirewithfirex)

kazekag:

here, have some childhood nostalgia

(via fake-mermaid)