piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via trust)

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

(via trust)

illkim:

Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.

(Source: illkim, via trust)

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: buriaq, via trust)

  • Status: Rain! :)
  • Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

otterboxes:

don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position

(via fake-mermaid)

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

(via oknope)

cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

(Source: jonasbruhs, via oknope)

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

(via oknope)

sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

(Source: sharhk, via trust)